farfrompoopen 

A situation in which nature calls for you to visit the bathroom, yet you cannot perform the act of defecation.

Typically, one simply sits on the toilet until giving up or the phone rings.

"After that spicy meal, I had to poop but I was just farfrompoopen!

farfrompoopen by asdf2012 November 7, 2013

farfrompoopin'

another word for constipation. Useually done in the bathroom or in the woods.

Ethan:"How do u say constipation in German?"
Troy:"I don't know. What is it?"
Ethan:"farfrompoopin'"(laughter)

farfrompoopin' by Agent Moose March 31, 2006

Farfrumpoopen

German for constipated

"I ate too much cheese and now I'm farfrumpoopen."

Farfrumpoopen by Rob Abank September 13, 2022