fat-fingering

Pressing the keys on a cell phone, radio, or computer keyboard and getting improper results because your fingers have hit more than one key at a time. A common problem for those of us with pudgy fingers.
I can't use that cell phone. I keep on fat-fingering the buttons, and I keep on getting wrong numbers!
by pentozali May 03, 2006
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Fat Fingers

The syndrome used to describe a person who consistently makes typing errors when chatting or in emails. Fat Fingers is derived from the image that due to their large fingers, they press many letters when only intending to press one.
Steph: Hey why are you on so late?
Kyra: Oh i dunnp ahg a aprty
Steph: fat fingers much?
Kyra: sorry i meant i had a party.
by ridiculousteph May 29, 2008
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I love fat-fingering my chunky girlfriend, it is soo fun.
by fat lover April 27, 2007
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Fat Fingered

To mess up a typed document with misspellings (typos)

To Be porked or screwed by someone.
That letter got fat fingered, Obviously someone can't type!

I got fat fingered last night yo...
by Dani3ll3 March 09, 2012
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Fat Fingers

Fat Finger disease is characterized by those having short, stubby fingers and rounded finger tips. Symptoms include false dyslexia while typing, as these fingers cause abnormal key sequencing. The only known benefit of Fat Fingers is the patient is more able to pleasure his partner, assuming the patient is male.
Otherwise, the patient is just a freak of nature.
... just type a bit. If you have to hit backspace more than 2 times in one sentence for misspelling or backwards key stroking, you suffer from Fat Fingers.
by moosepiss9 July 10, 2008
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Fat Finger

When Your So Fat You Hit The Same Key On Your Keyboard More Than Two Times(Your A Fat Bitch Who Needs To Stop Acting Smart And Seriously Stop Eating Your Parents INCOME)
OMFG I Have An Fat Finger Now I Am A Fat Bitch Who Needs To Stop Acting Smart And Seriously Stop Eating Your Parents INCOME)
by crazyslayar September 10, 2012
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fat finger syndrome

1. A genuine medical condition, caused by a variety of conditions including PTSD, "keypad phobia" and tennis elbow, which result in the sufferer being unable to type correctly.
2. Contrary to popular belief symptoms do not include having fingers so fat you're unable to type correctly.

Commonly abbreviated to ffs.
1. "Almost all of my tweets have typos because of FFS (Fat Finger Syndrome)"
2. "That should say peal not peak. Fat fingers syndrome! Rolling on the floor laughing"
3. "For* and not f4ir... fat fingers syndrome lol"
by IANBELL76 February 17, 2021
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