fatcrack

Technically any fold of fat of a morbidly obese person, but in common usage one that harbors foul-smelling excretions. These can be simple body odor, areas that were too hard to reach during showering, or areas that have become fouled through elimination, the impossibility of spreading the cheeks, or constrained by the shape of a toilet seat (the latter two causing a "muddy fatcrack"). The word can also be used to describe odors caused by a fatcrack - in this case 'fatcrack' is most often experienced when the fat person moves, releasing a bolus of odor, or 'fatcrack'.

1. "Damn, that lady on the bus had some serious fatcrack going on."

2. "What's that smell? - Oh, that's Ruth, she's got a muddy fatcrack".

by ClimbingTheLog November 28, 2006

Foottrack

A person who plays football and track, and flirts with you but when you confess you have feelings for the dude he says okay.

Girl: I like you and I think that we should be in a relationship
Foottrack: fr ok

by bad_vxibes April 13, 2021

fattractive

An overweight woman who is, in spite of her girth, considered sexually attractive by a certain group of men.

See also whale rider, chubby chaser.

As unattractive as the average man may find obese women, some men find them to be fattractive

by Dan Wang November 9, 2003

faptrack

The act of clicking on a video on a porn website but realising when it starts that it isn't quite what you expected, prompting you to "faptrack" out of the link and your browser

"What I thought was some pretty hot porn turned out to be a furry threesome...had to faptrack out of that situation pretty rapidly"

by lui_gui July 5, 2012

fastRICKYPLAZ

An Indian who is the absolute best in Strucid. Absolutely no one can beat him at anything. He can out aim anyone, out build anyone and outplay anyone in general. He is just too good for everyone.

fastRICKYPLAZ is too good at Strucid. His builds are too fast and his reflexes are amazing. I once played him in a 5v5 clan war, and it turned out that fastRICKYPLAZ was using his ultimate skill to control all five players at once, which is why we lost 40 - 0.

by fastRICKYPLAZ June 28, 2019

Fametracker

Catty pop culture queens of snark and the gays who love them, borrowed from the canadian-american Farmer's Almanac parody website of the same name.

Those who peruse Fametracker.com with ruthless abandon.

"Dr. Beaverman of Screening Party is such a fametracker."

"Bstewart is the ultimate fametracker."

by Jane Dark December 21, 2003

fattack

aggressive behavior from a person who is grossly or morbidly overweight, i.e. fat

Dude, leave that chick alone or you might get fattacked.

by fringeling June 6, 2009