Farva

A large male, 20-30. Under the impression that facial hair is cool, Styx is still together, and has a miserable temper. Truly a sad character, trying to fit in with a group.

Bradley Wirsing, "Big" Pete, Santa Claus, Jon Poppler (1995 without the facial hair), All of the fat "Lil' Homies", Jared from Subway (pre-Millenium), Bradley Wirsing, and Bradley's Dad.

by Labia, The Most Electrifying Thing, Ever. April 23, 2003

farva

highway patrol from vermont,f-in hilarious

"i dont want a large farva, i want a god damn litre of cola"
"license and registration, chicken f*cker"

by i am farva..hahaha October 29, 2003

Farva

(Verb) To radically misspell a word to such an extent that the results are humorous.

He really Farvaed that word when he turned 'sarcastic' into 'sarctic'.

by I. Conure September 11, 2008

Farva

A faggot's version of a java. They add a marshmellow and butter into their coffee.

Look at that guy drink a farva... he's obviously gay.

by NJP22 July 18, 2009

Farva the pirate king

A large male closely resembling a viking in overall appearance. People call him Farva for short. It's a nickname he's had since middle school. Everyone thinks he's so cool and funny, and younger guys practically worship him. He's the most charismatic person you will ever meet. Most people love him, and he's a total womanizer, but to the point of being an asshole. He has sex with anyone that will let him, and NO self control. He'll hit on your girlfriend even if you tell him not to, and he'll ruin a little girl's innocence if it means that he can get some pussy. Whatever you do, DON'T get involved with Farva. You'll just get hurt. He's a cool friend, but nothing more than that.

Oh dude, Farva the pirate king is such a badass. ;)

Everyone loves him, he's such a Farva.

Oh my god, is he making out with michael's girlfriend? He is such a Farva.

by Spacebar_ October 18, 2008

Farva-ism

A short story or limerick, void of any discernible beginning, middle, end, plot, moral, or characters that can be related to, thus breaking most of the rules of modern language. So named because the listener feels stupider afterwards, akin to "Farva" from the movie Super Troopers.

Guy 1: "Man, what was Mike going on about? Dolphin tuna in a supermarket or something?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I feel like killing myself after that Farva-ism"

by TheRedBaron March 17, 2008

Farva Defense

An internet forum self-image defense strategy. Used by someone has been clearly proven wrong, stupid, or idiotic on a forum over the course of multiple posts or threads. The person realizes how foolish they now look, and default to claiming their entire dialog was a troll. Even though they claim it was a troll, it is very clear and obvious that it was not, and they simply have nothing left to retort with.

Person A: "You are a dick"
Person B: "No, sir, YOU are a dick. Here is why, with facts"
Person A: "lol, trolled you good fucker!"
Person B: "Nice Farva Defense"

by jdavids July 23, 2010