Farmster

a rather ratty motorcycle that no longer had a roadgoing purpose, pushed into service on the farms by a needy shepherd or the local lads to 'scramble' round the fields.
This has its origings in post war motorcycling typical of austerity during the late forties and fifties where usable farm transport was limited.

The only concession to making it more useable was worn military pattern tyres. This is now emerging as a desirable custom motorcycle style as folk look to the old styling for inspiration.

The shepherd is out in the hills on the old farmster to check on his flock

by Flying =m= September 11, 2012

Fartstead

A fart that lingers way too long. Kinda like its homesteading and its there to stay.

She let out some gas and it wont go away, in fact its a fartstead.

by Faucethands October 23, 2007

Fartstracted

Getting so distracted by a fart that you stop mid-sentence to find the source.

“Sorry I’m late, I got so fartstracted at the annual chili cook off!”

by Brent’s wife 458 August 24, 2019

fartsturbating

The act of pleasuring oneself sexually meanwhile farting either accidentally or intentionally.

Tim: You look tired.

Todd: I couldn't sleep. My little brother was fartsturbating in our bunk bed last night.

by thatgirlvan July 14, 2011

factster

thinks he knows everything, but in reality knows little about nothing; and is willing to make up false facts to prove ridiculous, untrue points.

Wow, Nolan is such a factster.

by softball17 September 28, 2010

fortster

/fort-stir/n. A Fortster is a sub-species of hipster which first surfaced circa early 2012 in Boise, Idaho. A Fortster is obsessed with and talks incessantly about the TreeFort Musical Festival as if it's the 2nd coming of Woodstock. Fortsters are the type to post the event on reddit months before the event's date in March even though redditors can't remember shit over 3 days old.

Ironically, Fortsters believe they are on the cutting edge of music culture when in fact TreeFort music is just folk-rock which has been around since at least the mid 1960s.

An intrepid youtuber could video countless Fortsters, asking them what they think about band X, Y or Z and a Forster would commence to rave for many seconds about band X, Y and Z even though no such band has ever existed. In other words, the need to feel hip is so powerful in a Fortster that they would lie to prove their hipness.

Interviewer: What do you think about The Anarctica Monkeys?

Fortster: I love them, they're my favorite indie band.

by Merriam Boise February 6, 2014

fartsteak

(färt'stāk) n. a sour-flavored, over-salty cut of beef.

My chopped steak at Outback turned out to be a fartsteak.

by MaBuck January 7, 2008