fartstagram

The act of recording your own flatulence and instant messaging it to others.

Did you get that fartstagram Bridgett sent?

OMG! Yes, I think she shit herself!

by Redbarn Guy October 14, 2015

Fartstagram

The act of recording the sound of your flatulence and instant messaging it to others.

Did you get Bridgett's Fartstagram?

Sounded like she shit herself!

by Redbarn Guy October 14, 2015

Farmstead

Giant man baby with XL head, good dick drawer though. Loves a good winge and extremely loud and offensive belches in the face, struggles with daily tasks which a 4 year old could probably perform. Also likely to hear him listening to screaming You Tube videos and shitty wrestling commentary.

Luke: Hi farmstead, could you possibly do a collection for me?
Farmstead: AHHHHH! I'M NOT THE ONLY 1 WITH A LICENSE (screams an angry balloon headed trev)
Luke: Why are you the way you are Farmstead? (shakes head in disappointment, beard going nuts)

by Rovers1875 April 2, 2018

fartstain

visible markings left typically in the undergarments of a personage having passed a flatus can be a spry alluding to a person as useful as the preceding definition

As Johnny disrobed his boxers sported a mustard brown fartstain.

by schultheis, sj July 4, 2006

Fartstead

A fart that lingers way too long. Kinda like its homesteading and its there to stay.

She let out some gas and it wont go away, in fact its a fartstead.

by Faucethands October 23, 2007

fartstache

A dirty moustache, or the hair in your ass.

"When I poop, a lot is left in my fartstache".

"Check out John's fartstache! Man, he really should get rid of it."

by Sele92 November 2, 2013

Fartstagram

The act of recording the sound of your flatulence and instant messaging it to others.

Q: Did you get the Fartstagram I sent you?

A: Yeah Dude, sounded like you needed to wipe after that one!

Smellfie

by Redbarn Guy October 21, 2015