Fartdon

noun: fartdon
the action of forgiving or being forgiven for a fart or gaseous offense.

Fartdon me, I ate chili for lunch.

by Bubble Wizard May 1, 2020

fartmonger

One who hoards fart, or a hoarder of farts. A person who acts like a jackass.

He is such a fartmonger.

by eddie aka mshake July 16, 2007

farpoon

Farpoon: far-pussy

Use when referring to a hot but distant female.

Example:

Bro#1: damn man check that girl out over there.

Bro#2: ya bro that's some farpoon.

by Icreatedfarpoon December 1, 2014

Faptoonist

Person who makes pornographic Fap Material cartoon parodies or original cartoon porn

You know the Faptoonist named Minus 8 who made Rhythm Heaven Fever X or maybe Zone Toons who some know for their Jenny The Teenage Robot Parody

by STOOPIDNugget May 23, 2019

Fartbongo

A derogatory term used to refer to President Obama. It is a poorly constructed insult using two off-rhymes for his last name: Fart = O and bongo = bama.

President Fartbongo is a Socialist and secretly a Muslim.

by think_balance August 2, 2011

Fartown

If you don't carrie a gun round here expect to get shot by a white guy in a tracksuit from'Fartown'(AKA 'Da Hood)

Gangster:'Yo white boy yo ass gonna get shot up if you ain't from Fartown'

White Boy:'Oh shit better run to fixby!'

by MrNoMuscle August 29, 2007

fartonomics

It the study of economic impact of farts, like fart-economics. It includes study of economic impact of farts in terms of global greenhouse effect, farts that lead to people getting fired, farts that can get you hired, farts that lead to increased business expenses from purchasing lots of room fresheners for your business, farts that can spread pathogens, farts that can cause panic leading to nuclear warfare and much more. It's study can be divided into microfartonomics & macrofartonomics, which by the way have nothing to do with the amount of gas expelled or the magnitude of it's stench.

Jim Colon: Hey I enrolled in Fartmouth college to study fartonomics. I want to become a fartonomist. My inspiration comes from Xi Jinping who had bat soup for lunch & later that day, farted out the China virus which has a great economic impact.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 6, 2021