Fartlighting

A type of gaslighting, when you fart in public but blame it on someone else and insinuating that they are crazy for thinking otherwise. The "gas" in question here is a fart.

Debbie: *farts*
Kaleb: "Ew Debbie, stop farting!"
Debbie: "Dude, it's been you the whole time. I can't believe you don't notice it. Are you ok? You should see a doctor."
Kaleb: "Really? I'm doing it?"
Susan: "Don't listen to her Kaleb! She's just fartlighting."

by just like honey January 8, 2021

AMD Fartripper

While building a computing rig, you forget to connect the cooling fan correctly & your new Threadripper goes up in smoke

Yo Nebuchadnezzar, I heard that you built a $5000 AMD Fartripper yesterday!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 29, 2021

fatlip

Kick ass song by Sum 41

I dont wanna waste my time, become another casualty of society

by sTaCy February 18, 2004

Fartling

- Noun

1. A feckless, contemptible, inconsequential little fart of a creature.

2. A worthless human being.

Fartling: "Hey hey, sign up to Pirates vs Ninjas already so we can play it together!!!!!!!"
Bloke: "Fuck off, go play your shit games with other people of your mental age, I have better things to do with my time, like work at my job."
Fartling: <Puffing chest, splaying arms> "Oi you fucking what mate, wanna fight? 1v1 me, I will wreck you hard"
Bloke: <Picks fartling up and throws him several metres> "I said, I have better things to do with my time!"

by Charlemagne1993 March 5, 2016

Fartlicker

I do beleive the term farting licking has something to do with the licking of farts,but I digress,a fart thusly licked by a person has been fartlicked and the person who has licked the fart will be deemed a fartlicker,the psychological need for a person to lick farts is a conditon known only as fartlicker syndrom.not much is known about this condition,where it came from,if it's airborn what have you,but one thing is certain there is no cure ,and treatment involves the deprivation of farts,where,the fartlicker is placed in a house will lots of air fresheners and industrial airfilters to suck the farts out of the air,if you are a fartlicker there is hope,but you must seek treatment

That guy is a fartlicker

by aidan manley May 19, 2018

fatlip

girl with giney lips so fucking big that it looks like she has a cock rolled up in her pants.

This girl looks like a fucking crossdresser her giney lips are so fat.

by Ashley November 11, 2003

Fartlish

Fartlish is the language that our ass speaks.

"put more Fartlish on the ball"

by Micturition May 14, 2018