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fartipation 

When you are bloated and need to fart but can’t.
I feel bloated and really need to fart but I can’t. I think I have fartipation.
fartipation by Sheep on fire March 9, 2018

fartifacts 

The lingering effects of gas that has been passed.
Even though Tyrone farted 30 minutes ago, the fartifacts are still unbearable.
fartifacts by Trae C. February 20, 2008

fartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfart 

something you search on urban dictionary when you get bored during school
you: im so bored what if I search fartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfart on urban dictionary

Fartipated 

Like constipated. But... fartipated.
You know when you really have to fart (not like you usually want to fart, but still) and you just can't and it's like painful?

Hence fartipated.
Fartipated by watermelongirl August 18, 2009

fartpatch 

the small patch of hair on the lower back. AKA: "Fartch"
"My Fartpatch looks like a moldy cheeseburger"
fartpatch by Insane Wayne October 5, 2008

fartinator 

ohh nooo who will save us now
never fear fartinator is here