FARTLEGS

SOMEONE THAT SMELLS LIKE FART.

MAN HE'S GOT FARTLEGS.

by MACK DADDY REN February 12, 2010

Fartness

The state of being extremely gassy.

would you believe it! Michael has entered into a state of fartness.

by Bediss July 15, 2018

Fartress

An insult toward Fortress castle types in Heroes of Might and Magic III.

I don’t know why Ben is always Fartress, it’s such a stupid-ass weak town with awful level 6 and 7 creatures. The next time I take over one of Ben’s fartresses I’ll command my invading hero to take a shit in his Hydra Pond.

by chr0meice91 April 19, 2022

fartness lockness

a fart monster that haunts your doors when they are locked. It eats u from the inside out, usually it tends to hide in your intestinal track.

person 01889: My intestinal track feels like the 9th circle of hell
Per(poop)son 5: I think thats just fartness lockness, no need to fear! he is lover.

person 1892937388999: U shit licker!

by fartness lockness June 30, 2022

Fartlesnazzle

Fartlesnazzle originated from the ancient and pristine language Luxembourgian. The word describes the victim of the insult as a long hair greasy bimbo who smells of BO (Body odour). The insult gained traction as slang in August 1672, when the Dutch people ate their Prime Minister in The Hague. The word was initially used as an insult towards people who did not partake in the consumption of the Dutch Prime Minister Johan De Witt and his brother Cornelis. The word is still used today as an insult towards people who do not shower very often. It is unknown how the word evolved in such a strange way.

Matthew is such a fartlesnazzle. He only showers twice a month!

by SuperCoolUltraChad February 25, 2023