Fargument

A fargument is when you fart your rebuttal in an argument instead of using words.

“He quickly turned the disagreement into a fargument with a butt toot.”

by TheNickBell February 19, 2021

fargument

An embarrassing but thoroughly entertaining argument on Facebook, either between Facebook friends, or strangers with very little knowledge of their privacy settings.

Little Johnny and slightly smaller Geoffles had a fargument on John's status, about size – while the entire Eastern Seaboard read on.

by (s)hipster November 18, 2013

fartmanteau

Derived from the word portmanteau, which is when 2 different words are joined to create another word (e.g. fantabulous, which is the combination of fantastic & fabulous), fartmanteau is when the made-up word falls under toilet humor .

Dude 1: Duuuuude, I thought up another word today while smoking out. Shitarded. It's when something is both shitty & retarded.
Dude 2: That's dope.
Dude 1: No...That's a fartmanteau, my friend.

by catfight12 January 8, 2009

fartmentor

The source of a continuous emission of anus gas.

It sucks sitting next to a fartmentor in a movie with no escape in site.

by Frank Podesta &Frank Rosado January 20, 2018

farkument

(abstract noun) getting into an argument with at least one other person online at the notorious www.fark.com; reloading the page/making multiple comments so you an another farker can argue about some topic

"Billy, take out the trash, this is the last time I'll tell you!"

"Sorry, mom, I'm in the middle of a farkument!"

by phillydrifter January 3, 2008

fartventriliquist

When one talks out of ones' arse

You should get a job as a fartventriliquist because you spend so much time talking POO!

by sticksman 88 May 10, 2009

fartmeat

When you fart in or on raw meat and cook it and then eat it.

Derek why did you eat that fartmeat.

by cuntmynose91 June 20, 2007