Fuck Farten

People who fart, sneeze, and fuck at the same time.

Did you just Fuck Farten on me breh?

by JenKar October 19, 2010

Fartenberry

used to describe one who avoids physical activity, particularly regarding military involvement; a 'fartenberry' can be described as lazy

"Front and center, fartenberry! Quit farting around back there!"

by charlotteVA February 20, 2009

Fartesy

To intentionally fart to cover someone else's (fart) out of courtesy.

I had to make a fartesy so that Jenny wouldn't feel so bad about herself at the dinner table last night.

by yemadafaka October 19, 2010

Fartesian

Of or relating to the philosophy of farts.

I think therefore I am is Cartesian. I fart therefore I am is Fartesian.

by onehandcrabbing December 17, 2013

Farfenshitter

Noun- a Farfenshitter is an old crappy toilet that barley works or has a notorious habit of clogging up without being used at all.

Some indications that your toilet is a Farfenshitter include one if not all of the following: Presence of an everlasting crap ring, Broken flush handle, ability to be clogged by Drain-O the very stuff that is supposed to undo clogs and or busted toilet seat.

This toilet is a Farfenshitter, it always get backed up and never flushes properly.

by Ydrgn September 9, 2012

fartenpupen

Verb - the act of farting and pooping when your in the bathroom.

Mexican food will make you fartenpupen.

by DP4life February 24, 2009

Tongue punching spooky farters

Tongue Punching Spooky Farters is when a ghost hunter(s) attempt to forcibly summon filthy spectres by deeply rimming the entrance to the shadow realm.

If successful, a sex ghost should appear and unleash it’s gooey ectoplasm directly on to the tongue puncher’s face. If multiple shag spirits become aroused this can result in what is known as a Phantom Splooge Bukkake Gangbang.

Can also be used as an alternative to the term ‘being on a hiding to nothing’: be unlikely to succeed, or be unlikely to gain much advantage if one does.

There’s nae point in even trying Casper, we’d be as well Tongue Punching Spooky Farters!

by elvi888 January 13, 2023