Fartectomy

A sexual act in which both participants spread their buttcheeks apart and fart into each other.

Yeh last night was special we performed a fartectomym

by Mierz June 27, 2017

fartcorn

Popcorn that is made for the primary purpose of diguising fart odors. Note that fartcorn has the smell of normal popcorn until it mixes with fecal gases, often resulting in a slightly burnt/sour odor.

Officeperson 1: "Gross! Do you smell that?"
Officeperson 2: "Yeah, Bryan made some fartcorn to cover up his wicked gas."
Officeperson 1: "Well at least he is trying. Last week he gave 2 rows of the cube farm a major crop dusting."

by Rob Whitson April 3, 2008

fartlecock

the awkward moment when a gay lover finds dry turd at the tip of his penis

Eduardo was really pissed when he found a fartlecock after his night with Mark

by Woulfeman October 11, 2010

Fartcopter

A farting helicopter

Courtney and i drove a fartcopter to the mall. It went *poot poot poot* And it was delightful.

by Brayton July 2, 2007

fartcow

A cow whose gastrointestinal eruptions are more frequent than normal.

"He became a fartcow upon consumption of the burrito of doom"

by Fartcow June 3, 2003

fartcough

When you accidentally fart and cough at the same time.

KC Fartcoughed yesterday, then giggled for a half hour.

by randalllflagg January 26, 2014

Fartsconvention

A fartsconvention is where two or more old farts (old men) gather on a Friday night. They will usually drink a few bottles of ale, talk about the goings on in the village and fall asleep by 7. Other goings on include the partaking of cigars or trying to figure out how their phones work. The phrase originates from Exmoor, Somerset.

Do you want to have a fartsconvention tonight?

I'll see you at the fartsconvention.

What happened at the fartsconvention last night? I can't remember, I fell asleep.

by WilltheMoth April 30, 2015