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A fartsconvention is where two or more old farts (old men) gather on a Friday night. They will usually drink a few bottles of ale, talk about the goings on in the village and fall asleep by 7. Other goings on include the partaking of cigars or trying to figure out how their phones work. The phrase originates from Exmoor, Somerset.
Do you want to have a fartsconvention tonight?

I'll see you at the fartsconvention.

What happened at the fartsconvention last night? I can't remember, I fell asleep.
by WilltheMoth April 30, 2015
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