1. Warming, with use of a fart, and in particular, a warming fart.
2. Emotionally touching, in an ass-gaseous way.
2. Emotionally touching, in an ass-gaseous way.
1. The bed was so cold, I needed to do some fartwarming to keep my toes from freezing.
2. Did you see that fartwarming Jack Black comedy, where he saved the day and gets the girl with his ass gas powers?
2. Did you see that fartwarming Jack Black comedy, where he saved the day and gets the girl with his ass gas powers?
by Brjtlc June 18, 2010
Get the fartwarming mug.An obsequious servant, waiter, or sales assistant; one who continually follows closely behind their employer/customer, fawning and pathetically eager to please.
by Finbarthebad June 5, 2007
Get the fartcatcher mug.A night that is interrupted by the unchecked worry that you will fart in your sleep and your partner will realize that you are in fact a normal person and not a more evolved human that has eliminated the need to ever fart.
I could not sleep at all last night. I kept having fartmares and worring that you'd find out I'm not a pretty princess.
by HessianGeneral March 13, 2019
Get the fartmare mug.The Smart car of the future. Scientists are currently working on a way to contain human flatulence for use in smaller, more efficient vehicles. The prototype tested has only been able to travel a few feet due to limited amounts of flatulence available per person, but the experts are also working on a way to clone and condense human farts so that one fart can become many more, thus increasing the volume available per person. People will be encouraged to consume large amounts of fiber (especially Fiber Bars) and carbonated water and drinks to increase their gas production. Instead of plugging your car into an outlet and wasting electricity, or buying the more traditional, expensive type of gas, you would fart directly into a tube that leads into your car's "gas tank", which will have a self-sealing valve after each deposit.
The Fart Car will prove to be a valuable means of transportation in the future, as farts are free and we will no longer be required to depend on foreign oil resources. The future is looking brighter, if not a bit stinkier.
The Fart Car will prove to be a valuable means of transportation in the future, as farts are free and we will no longer be required to depend on foreign oil resources. The future is looking brighter, if not a bit stinkier.
by munchkin'smom August 31, 2011
Get the Fart Car mug.An expression used to describe the feeling of that is which when the bowels produce an enormouse amount of gas and when this gas is expelled at such an extreme force that the gas itself must part ways, (hence the word crossways) at the fabric proceeding the anus. Whether it be underwear, cotton briefs, boxers, or just jeans, occasionally your very own bedding. If the fartcrossways is very extreme seepage will follow.
Bill Berditzman had such a bad case of gas today he experienced a fartcrossways while playing backgammon. He wasn't wearing any protection in his briefs so he had to change his underwear and pants, due to the fartcrossways.
by Gerald Cruthers January 3, 2012
Get the Fartcrossways mug.A type of metal (music) completely comprised of farts. Normally includes brutal fart breakdowns and insane fart shredding. Vocals normally include low fart growls.
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