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One who is capable of wide ranges of flatchulence.
Karl - "My god man, was that Donny farting in the kitchen?"
Chad- "Yep, he is gifted huh? Very fartistic..."
Fartistic by Chiggy Tha Rippa June 13, 2010

Fartistic License 

When the result of a potentially objectionable wind break is justified on artistic grounds.
"JOHN, you farted during the wedding!!!"

"I claim fartistic license. Those people were being way too serious about everything."
Fartistic License by backotruck November 2, 2011

fartastic 

a smell that is closely related to that of a nasty fart.
or a person that feels a bit gasy.
riding in the car:
"what is that smell? did you just fart?"

"what? fart? no not me."

" it smells fartastic"

or

"i had mexican food for lunch so i'm a bit fartastic right now."
fartastic by Ricola83 January 20, 2009

southern fagalistic caddilac hating retard 

1) Pretty much a trailer trash inbred hilbilly with mental problems
OMFG that dude is such a southern fagalistic caddilac hating retard!

Farkanistic 

Adj. The state of looking/acting like Farkan, whether or not one is indeed a Farkan. This ususally includes acting like a jerk or being ovrely generous with unwanted touches. Usually refers to males.
He wasn't a bad guy, just a little farkanistic.
Farkanistic by Tia April 2, 2004

fantanistic 

A word with no fantanistic.
Definition
Don’t overdose on fantanistic, you’ll have a fantanistic funeral
fantanistic by King_anxiety October 11, 2018