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cock fart

A painful expulsion of air from the penis, akin to flagalence. Conisidered to be the result of unprotected coitus with or oral copulation from a Wendigo. Syns: The Farts, Wendigo Madness, The Poofer, Penial Beaner.
I heard Joey caught the cock farts! I told him not to let that Wendigo go down on him.
by Willy G September 18, 2005
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greasy cock fart

Slang term for sperm, can also be used as an insult
by Sam-K January 29, 2007
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penis cock fart sex

When you feel like your about to go all out on the toilet, so you recite the ritual chants, so your waste is taken off and you are left a better man, learning that the chant has saved your life, and you are now stuck in a ritual.
"PENIS COCK FART SEX" "PENIS COCK FART SEX" "CLEANSE ME OFF THIS WASTE" PENIS COCK FART SEX"
by Feetus Yeetus Deeletus July 18, 2020
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shit piss cock fart

when you’re so angry
“shit piss cock fart”
did you stub your toe?”
penis
by GGRGRRR BARK BARK June 17, 2023
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fart-cock

someone who has no common sense and is rude all the time.
jesse has been a real fart-cock today, he's been playing fortnite all day!
by smittywinkle April 12, 2019
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