faptivity

a period of six hours or more spent fapping alone in a confined space, with nothing but a laptop and a box of kleenex to keep you company

What'd you do this weekend?

Eh, my girlfriend was out of town, so I spent most of Sunday in faptivity.

Word.

by joey sssssssssssssssssssssss September 28, 2011

Faptivate

a word that combines fap and captivate, it's when you become intrigued by someone, and devote a few faps in a row to them.

i saw that (insert attractive person) was looking pretty good, i was pretty faptivated by them the past few days.

by sirbiscuit April 27, 2013

faptivating

Inspiring disproportionate amounts of masturbation

"I couldn't stand to let her go dude, she was faptivating and put out well"

"I saw the most faptivating woman in line at the grocery store today"

by ¥President Tac April 25, 2017

factive

An introject in a DID/OSDD system that takes the form of a real person. Factives may take the form of abuser, a person close to the system, or even a celebrity.

Our system has a factive of a family friend.

by pansmexy December 30, 2021

Fartive glance

Often confused with a furtive glance the fartive glance is one of a more guilty standpoint. After one "cuts the cheese" in a public space, there is often a look on the face of the cheese cutter of embarrassment, as they look around to make sure no one heard/ smelt the passing of gas. The fartive glance can also be a glance of pride, if the cheese cutter is particularly pleased with how he or she cut his or her piece of cheese.

During the staff meeting, after the advertising department went out for enchiladas, Bob was significantly bloated. As the dean of the school was presenting his power point, an enormous fart cut him off mid sentence. Everyone looked around the room and immediately noticed the fartive glance on Bob's face.

by chattyandfunny December 4, 2010

factive

Fake active- enjoys dressing in active wear, but hates activities

Do you like my outfit? It’s factive

You attend a sport activity but you do not participate in the sport- dressing up in a golf outfit to take a picture in the outfit but you don’t golf and stay in the cart

by hillbillyal August 11, 2021

faptize

(faptizing; past tense: faptised; past participle: faptism) - to administer a cum-baptism to (someone). commonly referred to as to "praising the Load". Usually practiced by semen-sprinkling of the forehead, but also by dunking someone into a bowl of fresh, uncongealed semen. To indoctrinate a person into the Church of Man-love through faptism. To cleanse, purify using one's juices.

The dentist's office was nearly empty, so he proceeded to faptize the cover of this month's Reader's Digest.

by dan.thedongle February 27, 2022