fashit

When you fart first thereby accidentally triggering the shitting mechanism which releases nasty diarrhea and wet turds in your pants

When Fred discovered that his girlfriend was pregnant, he was so shocked that he fashit in his pants.

by Katharsis September 18, 2009

Fapsmith

One who can fap and jizz in under 1 second of fapping.

Issac is the Fapsmith.

by fapsmith69 July 13, 2010

Fagshit

Fagshit is used to describe a situation or set of actions. Most common use is to announce your departure of a location, or declare your discontent for the people, or things being done at the location.

Yo bro, I was at this party and the cops showed up. It was total fagshit.

Hey man, I heard you touched some other dudes balls. That's fagshit.

I was hanging out with some people at this club, but then they started this 80's dancing competition. So I just told them that it was total fagshit and peaced out.

by Greysticklol! September 23, 2009

fatshit

A fat weak peice of shit that drives a 1950's yellow truck named Eric Lueders who runs and cries to his daddy about everything and is in ir classes because hes a retard becuase all the fat molecules went to his head becuase they ran out of room in his white house sized ass.He Has a dick so tiny you wouldnt be able to see it even with a microscope, but it doesnt matter because he will never get girl because hes fat,gay,and hasnt hit puberty yet and the only hair on his body other than his head is on the moles on the side of his face which get covered in cheese every time he eats a pretzel because hes so fat that he cant get the food in his mouth so he has to rub it on his face so it absorbs into his fat ass. His ass is so fat that 1 out of 5 chairs he sits in will break from the extreme amount of weight, and no one likes him.

Eric Lueders is a fatshit that has no talent what so ever and should go kill himself, but he will probably fail becuase there is no rope in the world that can support his weight and no bullet in the world that can penetrate his fat ass.

by Tycho Brahe March 17, 2005

fatshit

a fat person with tits and can't find there private parts.

Greg poulos went to fat camp but he is still a fat shit

by bob dole August 17, 2003

Fashitshow

To not give a fuck think abt giving a fukk don’t care to give a fukk

“Mane Ight Fashitshow “

by Junkieurban January 18, 2022

fagshitter

The funniest damn thing you could call someone you don't approve of.

"Damn that Jamie is a Fagshitter don't you agree"

Yes everyone agrees.

by kitty April 8, 2005