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fapitalism

yo guys try out fapitalism
by Sophia_Cutie19 November 25, 2022
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Fapitalize

To maximize opportunity fapping and to take the chance to gain advantage from it; to capitalize on fapping.
Dude, that Carter guy is such a goon. He just found out what Erome was and is now starting to fapitalize on it.
by shashter March 20, 2025
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Fapit

When your masturbating and you happen to take a shit or piss.
Hey Joe, I was just fapping last night and I let out a fapit.
by TheMLGNoscoper March 1, 2015
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Fapital Debt

When a person has a stockpile of pornography they have yet to masturbate to.
John: I'm not going out tonight.
Stacey: Why not?
John: I've got too much fapital debt.
by virtual-fatality June 24, 2025
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