Final Fantasy VII Fankids

Pigheaded, ignorant sheep-minded fools who refuse to admit that games have improved in the decade since Final Fantasy VII was released. Worship an overhyped video game because it is fashionable to do so. Also tend to target Final Fantasy VI and VIII as the popularity driven trend of hate.

Any attempt to improve or advance the stale, trite formula of: "Stand in a line, pick fight/magic/Item from a menu and wait.
-Or, moving past interface/designs that only existed due to hardware limitations-
are met with fear, irrational rage, insults and a refusal to accept change or improvement.

Immune to logic, common sense, counter arguments or objective, even handed thought.

Final Fantasy VII fankids want Final Fantasy VII over and over with graphical improvements only. They are also arrogant enough to define the entire series by superficial means like "being turn-based".
Nothing will ever be good enough because they don't want it to be and don't care how ignorant and stupid they look.

by Lig Na Baste June 10, 2008

faneuil hall

A kick-ass place in Boston where you can get any kind of food to eat, watch awesome entertainers, and shop until you drop! It is truly one of the best places to spend a Sunday afternoon.

Hey, lets go to faneuil hall for the day, Jesse.

by Tamar Z July 15, 2005

fanking

The delightful art of re-contextualizing a product's name by taking a photo of it down near your crotch. Originated from the internet show "The Unicorn Circuit". Examples of it can be found at the Facebook page @FankingDaily

Barry: I was fanking the other day, and my fank got fank of the week!
Cheryl: Good work Barry!

by theblueturd June 19, 2018

Fanking

Fanking is the art of recontextualising a product by holding it down near your crotch. This can be done by covering part of the word(s) with your thumb or fingers.

Moog: What an excellent example of Fanking!

Marty: What does that say?

Moog: Man(go) Juice!

by adth93 February 27, 2017

Fanking

Fanking is the art of creatively changing the meaning of a products name by photographing it near your crotch.

Fanking in public is fun!

by pinkysnow November 28, 2016

fanguide

A spinoff to a show that includes the show premise, and usually multiple episode ideas divided into seasons, character sketches, and scripted episodes. This art was pioneered by Jake with "Maggie and Jake", and has since yielded many other gems by various authors. Some of the better known fanguides are "The Spermsons", "City Bart", and "The History of The Simpsons".

Have you seen Jake's latest additions to his fanguide? They're very interesting.

by Malachy March 5, 2005

Fankid (Videogame)

A person who supports their console with positive information. There are two types of fankids: Good and Bad.

Good: A person who prefers a particular type of console over all else, but respects all others.

Bad: A person who prefers a particular type of console over all else, but bashes all other consoles.

Good: I like Nintendo the most. I think they are innovative. I like their games the most above all else, but I will also play and enjoy PS2/XBOX/etc.

Bad: I like Nintendo the most. I think their games are innovative. I hate everything else because anything that is not Nintendo sucks major ass. All others can go to hell for all I care.

by Kyle (Ky-Guy) September 7, 2005