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facebitching

when people get on facebook bithing and moaning about something or someone knowing full well that their post will either start a fight or new round of DRAMA.
Dude did you see Niki's post on facebook tearing in to Rachel?
Yeah, I'm tired of her facebitching.
by jricky1020 June 7, 2011
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manabitch

To become a slave to The Beast and have your testicles carried around in her purse in a super tight clamp

A small, yet persistently annoying irritation that one is unable to get rid of through any means
He's been manabitch'd by that girl he hooked up with last week.

I've tried everything, but I still can't get rid of this manabitch.
by themadat April 21, 2010
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Facebitching

complaining about something that happened to you using your status on facebook. Usually something stupid or irrelevant and no body gives a fuck, hence the "bitching" part.
Facebook status: fucckkkk. I hate it when my teacher goes 5 minutes over time! :@

Comment #1: who cares, stop facebitching about shit like this.

Comment #2: quit being a facebitch and suck it up.
by copier19 October 28, 2010
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Fatbitchwhore

a comeback slang after someone utters a sarcastic remark insulting the other person; often used by obease whales.
Person makes a mistake
"Smooth move."
"Fatbitchwhore!"
by obeasewhales13 September 6, 2011
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fartbitch

Similar to a "bitch-ass," a fartbitch is a dislikable female who often farts around people in public.
That damned fartbitch just walked by and now I can't breathe.
by Fart McBitch March 23, 2009
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Fabbitch

Fabio is such a fabbitch
by AdamHJ August 11, 2014
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facebitch

1. (noun) A name for facebook when people complain excessively in their status updates. 2. (noun) An affectionate term for a facebook friend. 3. (verb) Constantly complaining through one's facebook status. 4. (noun) An individual that complains through their facebook status often.
1. Susie posted on facebitch that her boyfriend dumped her. 2. Oh, yeah, Susie and I are facebitches! 3. I hate it when people facebitch constantly and won't get the **** out of my news feed. 4. Susie is such a facebitch. She updates her status so often it's ridiculous.
by BMH2611 April 28, 2009
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