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Adolio faktas

When a person is sure of his fact, but in reality it's false.
- The earth is flat
- Stop telling me Adolio faktas
by Virgute May 4, 2023
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fataphobia

person who has a fear of fat people and who constantly insults them.
Yvonne's fataphobia has caused her to shy away from people with unusally large girths because a FAT person sat on her as a child!
by Danielle April 6, 2005
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Fataphobia

Somone who who hates/has a fear about fat people. They are scared, but hate them.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! A fatty! Oy, chunk, Your ass has got time zonez!"
by U-man May 6, 2005
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Fantaperve

The act of fantasizing and perving simultaneously. Is usually carried out by teachers, old men, dads whose daughter's friends are hot, and managers
Dude, ron totally just stood there and stared at me! He was having a massive fantaperve!
by bigstraightfollowing September 26, 2008
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Fantaphrenia

A high-anxiety condition of split loyalties that exists when your favorite team is playing against players you need to win your fantasy game. Also occurs when you are in multiple leagues where one or more of your players can benefit you in one league and hurt you in another.

In rare, but specific cases, this third definition may be applied: Occurs when two or more flavors of Fanta are available, bringing great conflict to one’s decision making ability.
“Ugh, I have total fantaphrenia! I need 35 points from Antonio Brown to win this week, but he’s playing against MY Patriots!” Or, “I’ve got fantaphrenia bad this week, if Ebron scores here, I win in my first league this week, but opponent in my other league will beat me’”

“Dude, the soda machine had Fanta Orange, Grape, and Strawberry! I froze up in complete Fantaphrenia and just stood there for like five minutes, then finally chose Grape.”
by Loose Mortar December 18, 2018
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Fantapubitis

Fantapubitis is the common name for Grade 2 Gingervitis, usually manifesting itself from the age of 11-13. It is characterised by the growth of orange or ginger pubic and axillary hair. The development of this advanced stage cannot be prevented.

As with Gingervitis, there is no known cure and sufferers will mature at the same rate as normal teenagers. Fantapubitis is not sexually transmitted and so no additional precautions are required during intercourse (although you are a sick bastard if you do go through with it, and should probably have your head examined).
That chick has some big boobs but is totally suffering from fantapubitis.
by 252life January 10, 2008
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fataphobe

Someone who is uncomfortable around "large","big", "wide" or"fat" ....people.
Person1:"OMFG! LOOK AT THAT FATASS BITCH!!"
Person2: "Dude, dont be such a fucking fataphobe".
by Ferron April 19, 2005
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