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Facester-Strudel

The end result, or epiphany, of semen completing its ejaculatory travels onto a recipent's face. The recipient will then resemble one of nature's greatest gifts, a Toaster-Strudel.
Hey man, I totally gave your girlfriend a facester-strudel last night!
by DrummerOrion October 3, 2005
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faketernative

A "faketernative" is someone who claims to be alternative but really isnt. Like indie people, they tend to call themselves alt without knowing the meaning. Another meaning is fake alternative people who dress alt but dont listen to the music and think the word "alt" is one word and also often thinks that being an egirl is alt. lol
"!Example 1: "Look at her! shes such a faketernative all she does is drink monster energy, wear eyeliner and say shes alt
Example 2: Girl 1: "Do you like my outfit its so alt" c
Girl 2: "so cool, what do you listen to"c
Girl 1: "Clairo, tame impala, lil peep andd-" c
Girl 2: "Let me stop you right there, you're not alt! you're a faketernative." c
by bunniesarefuckingidiots October 19, 2020
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Fakestream media

Propaganda pushed by a political party through purported news channels that are considered to be major media outlets.
CNN, MSNBC and their ilk are fakestream media.
by spiroc0724 November 14, 2020
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Facesterbator

When you masterbate to someones facebook pictues and videos.
" Dude i was on Katies facebook last night, and i totally facesterbated to her beach pics." " Wait your a facesterbator
by schwazyie_dog October 20, 2009
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fakestep

A subgenre of pop music, utilizing generic dubstep elements such as the "womp womp" effect, screeching shifting noises and syncopated beats to make it sound "cool".

This subgenre attracts wealthy suburban white kids wearing bright clothes or animal costumes that you see in Burning Man or Coachella festival so they can join in the mainstream bandwagon.
Flo Rida - Good Feeling
Taylor Swift - I Knew You Were Trouble
Avril Lavigne - Hello Kitty
Imagine Dragons - Radioactive
Alex Clare - Too Close

All of the above are considered to be fakestep.
by TenPenny April 24, 2014
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facesterbating

masturbating to photos on facebook.
I feel like such a creeper -- I was totally facesterbating to your little sister last night.
by kookymiyuki March 1, 2011
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flakester

someone who likes to shouldersurf;some who has many friends from different groups; an unreliable, quirky person,someone who's coolness rubs off on other people and those people copy their style

It can be a compliment or an insult
So your friends with the jocks, the emo dudes, and the nerds, You're such a flakester!!!

Yo, stop being a flakester, you just start talking to me and then when Aysia comes you start talking to her!

She has a C average and twitches her eyes involuntarily, can't you see that she's a flakester?

Vicky: what is up with cho biscuits?
Carla: vicky, your such a biter, you just copied me
Vicky:no, your just a flakester
Carla: thank you
So your friends with the jocks, the emo dudes, and the nerds, You're such a flakester!!!

Yo, stop being a flakester, you just start talking to me and then when Aysia comes you start talking to her!

She has a C average and twitches her eyes involuntarily, can't you see that she's a flakester?

Vicky: what is up with cho biscuits?
Carla: vicky, your such a biter, you just copied me
Vicky:no, your just a flakester
Carla: thank you

She is a flakester because her awesomeness rubs off on people.
by Sabrina the beautiful July 25, 2007
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