fake bakery

A tanning salon

Guy 1: nice tan brah where yah been? Been hittin the beach?

Guy 2: nah aint got time just been hittin the Fake Bakery

by Terrørist July 15, 2010

fake-baked

sunless tanning in a booth (not spray on or lotion).

look how red she is, its january, she obviously fake-baked.

by jenn g February 2, 2005

Fake Bake Faggot

When someone who nobody likes pretends to be high when he isn't.... also he likes penis

Sam Was a Fake Bake Faggot because he was pretending to be high off sun chips... also hes a faggot

by turtle123467890009876 April 5, 2011

fake bake

Some one who takes one hit of a joint and claims to be baked, even though you know they didn't even inhale.

Person 1:"Did you see how dumb Holly acted after she took that hit?"
Person 2:"Yeah she's totally a fake bake!"

by Count Cockula April 24, 2008

fake bakery

A place that you believe to be a bakery, but upon arrival you find out that it is not.

Girlfriend: Did you pick up the baked good from that bakery we saw on the way home?

You: Nope turned out it was a fake bakery.

by Neipo July 22, 2010

FAKE BAKE

When a person makes a luxury cake using supermarkets ingredients using no mixer and no oven. First coined by Anges de Sucre.

Reshmi made a fake bake of the pink wink cake for a tenner.

by Noentry October 17, 2022

Fake Bake

Something unimportant, a clever distraction from more pressing matters.

“”The Epstein files” is fake bake.”

by Studio Ironchild December 25, 2025