Fakebooking

The act of intentionally misrepresenting your appearance on Facebook to hide that you are fat. This person will engage in the act of photo manipulation such as cropping out anything below the shoulders in pictures. The lower half of their body would show that they are clearly not hot, but they are more concerned with keeping up with appearances on Facebook than hitting an elliptical.

Guy1: Who is that girl with ----- in that picture? She's hot.

Guy2: That girl!? Don't let her fool you, she is always fakebooking.

by PantherB January 4, 2012

fakebased

The opposite of based.

Josh: Dude I don't really like Lil B
Chad: That's kinda fakebased.

by esneck November 7, 2013

Fakebook

Posting only good things (upgraded photos and cheery texts) that make your life look better than it really is. Half-truths...the good stuff happened, but all negatives are nowhere to be seen.

My husband and I had a huge fight, and are on the verge of splitting up, but you will see cutesy the posed pictures from the party we went to on Saturday. I posted them on Fakebook..

by Littlest Monkey August 25, 2013

Philly fakeout

Maneuver by which a man who is performing doggystyle vaginal or anal intercourse pulls out at the brink of ejaculation and spits on the recipient's back, implying ejaculation. Subsequently, when the recipient turns to face the man, said man ejaculates on their face and/or other unexpected locales.

I did that bitch doggystyle, and then surprised her with a Philly fakeout!

by Brown Sugar March 18, 2003

Philly fakeout

An informal term for the Seattle Prep Baseball team.

All the cool kids are in the Philly fakeout.

by lavid dopez May 31, 2019

Fifty-two Fakeout

To deliberately mislead or misdirect. To cause someone to think or act a certain way based on incorrect information or actions.
(also known as "throwing a 52")

The background of this expression is unknown.

That cell phone rate was a fifty-two fakeout. The actual charges came on the bill.
or
Michael Vick threw the linebacker a 52 and ran for 20 more yards.

by Greg J. July 20, 2004

fakeboarder

A person who pretends to be a skateboarder but really can't skate. He imitates the skater lifestyle through dress and attitude. He hangs out at skate parks and with skaters, but can't stay on the board to save his life.

Ryan: "I always see Josh at the skate park. He has the coolest boards but I never see him skate"

Shaun: "That's because Josh doesn't know how to skate. He's not a skateboarder. He's a fakeboarder."

by Berty Bert April 13, 2008