fakeshit

a male/female that is fake and every word that comes out of their mouth is shit.

Sarah b is full of fakeshit

by pooooopppppppp December 31, 2016

faceshitting

The act of using facebook via a mobile device whilst sitting on the toilet.

Gabe:
Hey Todd, were you on your iPod touch while you were taking a shit?

Todd:
Yeah, I was faceshitting.. Check out my new status

by toddrabies September 9, 2010

Fakenority

Another one of the 2 words smashed together. This is a term used for any person/persons that believes they are a minority (No not the gay song dumbasses) even though they can choose not to be one, or, they don't really get bashed on or treated differently.

Fakenoritys include (but are not limited to): Fat people, Gay people, Emos, Punks, Women and people who are of any religion besides christianity

TRUE Minoritys: White people, (Yes it's true) Midgets, people with cancer, Smart people, and poeple who will not be offended by anyhing I have put on UD

by Dr. Crowley June 25, 2009

Makenshitus

n. Ma-ken-shi-i-tus
The infliction of becoming addicted to the internet. Not being able handle long periods without the internet. Symptoms include staying on the internet for excessive periods of time, using internet lingo and phrases in real life, going to sites like 4chan.org or myspace.com too much, making people wait in the car for long periods of time while they "check" the internet, and while not on the internet, think about being on the internet when they get a chance. Withdrawls of this disease generaly cause more alertness, extra sleep, becoming more active, and actually having a life.

Earnest can't you go like five minutes without the internet! Gosh you do have Makenshitus!

by TheGrimReaper008 November 10, 2008

FaceShit

When you add a comment on someone's FaceBook wall and turn an innocuous, happy thread into a diatribe of negativity.

"Can't wait to go see Bruce Springsteen tonight!"

Response: "Me too, he's awesome!"
Response: "Not a fan. But have fun!"
Response: Springsteen is an F'ing communist/socialist bastard who should keep his ugly ass out of politcs!!"

Ugh, FaceShit.

by FaceWriter March 26, 2010

faceshitting

Using a mobile device, ipad, laptop or any other means of accessing and using facebook while sitting on the toilet and defecating.

Melissa commented on her friend's status while faceshitting.

by rickabone January 26, 2011

fanshit

A form of fansubbing so preposterous, it can only be described as shit. Things attributed to fanshits: mistranslation, bad timing, bad subtitle grammar, unreadable signs, and last, but not least, stretching 4:3 fullscreen video to 16:9 widescreen video, distorting the picture horribly. Usually a form of anime fansub; it can refer to any film or show that has fan-made subtitles of grotesque quality.

Steve: Did you see Aasasubs' K-on!, Queen's Blade and Pandora Hearts? Bob: No, but I heard it aired in fullscreen format only. Steve: That's just it, Aasasubs stretched the fullscreen video to 16:9 and blamed it on their "top secret program" they received from a TV company! Bob: Wow, they obviously don't produce fansubs, just fanshits.

by twilightfuckingnoir April 14, 2009