n. Ma-ken-shi-i-tus
The infliction of becoming addicted to the internet. Not being able handle long periods without the internet. Symptoms include staying on the internet for excessive periods of time, using internet lingo and phrases in real life, going to sites like 4chan.org or myspace.com too much, making people wait in the car for long periods of time while they "check" the internet, and while not on the internet, think about being on the internet when they get a chance. Withdrawls of this disease generaly cause more alertness, extra sleep, becoming more active, and actually having a life.

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