fakepost

A post in a forum that is meant to look serious, but is actually satirical or ironic. Many people often cannot discern fakeposts from 'real' posts and thus they miss the joke. For the lack of a better analogy, pretty much everything Stephen Colbert says on the Colbert Report is the IRL equivalent of a fakepost.

I want to make fun of this guy, but he might just be fakeposting.

by uncle jenkins August 11, 2007

fakeaphobia

The act of someone being scared of fake people

"That girl is so fake I have fakeaphobia now"'

by Faglord420 November 14, 2016

fakasian

aka fakazn (rhymes with vacation) an asian who follows mainstream white American culture. Style, dress, hair and dating.

A complete phony who refuses to accept her Asian heritage under any circumstances. She only dates white men and only has white friends. Sometimes fakasians hang out togehter but they usually plot to eliminate the ohter token fakasain.

"I took my fakasain on vacation. It was wild!"
"check out the fake boobs on that blond fakasian!"

"oh my fave fakazn! i love ur abercrombieeee!"

by yourbestfriend2009 August 21, 2009

fakation

Having time off from your real job but being so busy that you end up working harder than you do at work.

"Dude, you have like a week off!"

"Yeah what a FAKATION. I've got more to do now; I'd rather be at work."

by EmmaSez December 22, 2008

Fakality

The reality of knowing that every one of your peers talks shit about you behind your back !

The fakality of my workplace is unbearable

by Sexylaurie10 July 15, 2010

Fanaphobia

General irrational fear of ceiling fans, or of having one fall on you.

My office has a ceiling fan, but because of my fananphobia, I can't go into that room.
I have fanaphobia, which means I'm irrationally terrified of ceiling fans.

by fluffycartoons October 13, 2015

faka

hawaiian slang for fucker

local-sup u faka like scrap?

mainlander-what did he say?

by botnigs May 12, 2023