Failicorn

somebody who fails so epically he becomes a mythical creature the so called failicorn.

Tommy: hey I tried to hook up with Tracy but she blew me off so bad, i almost cried.

Timmy: WHAT? you mean the one from the gasoline station that gigantic mech-warrior that inhales 5 pizzas a day?

Jimm: you're such a failicorn...

by Sepulverture June 15, 2009

failpig

Epic fail/fail but worse and more insulting

Boy gets rejected by popular girl
Mate: 'failpig. just failpig.'

by twi-hard707 April 11, 2010

Failpiking

To save someones Myspace or Facebook picture and add the word fail to it. Ussaly only for pictures that have a funny or dumb thing in them. Ussaly done to people you dont like or hate

Tom-Dude what have you been doing you look wasted

Kane-I was just failpiking all my Ex-Girlfriends 324 pictures. damn i hate her

Tom-okay mann i feel bad for you

by thebibleninja May 2, 2010

failgic

–noun
1. the science that investigates the principles governing incorrect or unreliable inference.
2. a particular method of false reasoning or false argumentation: We were unable to follow his failgic.
3. the system or principles of false reasoning applicable to any branch of knowledge or study.

That is good failgic.

by Dictionary.com1235 April 14, 2008

Failpipe

The pipe of failure, to be smoked by anyone who fails at... well, anything really.

Guy1: I put the moves on her but she just wasn't interested.

Guy2: Ha! Stick that in your failpipe and smoke it.

by WordsmithNinja April 1, 2009

Failication

An application/program that is useless or has failed to do what it was meant to.

That iPhone application was a total failication.

by Kendjin November 9, 2009

Failicious

An extreme amount of failing in a short space of time

That game was failicious.

by IBIENNY November 27, 2011