Failbait

When an online paedophile is caught and prosecuted in the process of attempting to lure or groom young females.

Prison officer : Oi, nonse. What u doing back on this wing?

Paedophile : Oh it turned out that girl i was grooming over the internet was really just a impersonator from the police service. She was total
failbait

Failbait by hcnerfekaj May 26, 2009

failbait

A cute girl who appears to be under 18 and whom would be classified as jail bait but in actuality is older than 18.

Bob: Dude that cute chick is TOTAL Jailbait. Jack: umm she's actually 20. Bob: Man that's Failbait!

failbait by Imakittymewmew November 15, 2010

fail bait 

1.) A person...(most likely a female) who is bound to get u into a fucked up situation

2.) A girl (under 21) who gets drunk and can't handle her alcohol

ie
Rudy:"So i heard u were chillen w/ SmAshely las night."

Foote:"yeh she fucken projectile vomited all over me cuz!"

Rudy:"Dude that chicks total fucken Fail Bait....what'd u think was gonna happen?"

fail bait by EastCoast Kody May 8, 2009

frailbait 

This term refers to fuckable elderly persons, esp. women.

The word is formed from a contraction of 'frail' and 'bait':

FRAIL adj. Having delicate health; not robust; weak.
BAIT n. An enticement; temptation.

See also jailbait.

Man1 and Man2 are walking down the street. Hot granny crosses the road.

Man1: "Phewee, check out that frailbait!"
Man2: "Yeah! Imagine that bent over its Zimmer!"

frailbait by GoldenSpatula September 16, 2010

failbail 

The required definition must sufficiently explain any individual's wishes not to accept any responsibility for their own actions. Usually in the context of having a supreme advantage yet still failing.

Dad: "I'm sorry to hear that about your most recent experience, son."
"Dad! You don't need to title your quotations!"
Dad: "Never the further context with you is it? Dummy."
"Sorry Dad but that was a your failbail".
Dad:"Mmhm."

failbail by TheManFromAtlantis May 25, 2018

failbate 

When you think you're beating off to an underage girl, but you find out that she's actually over 18.

I got so excited and rubbed one out when my neighbor's kid left her curtains open last night, but I realized it was a total failbate when I saw her at Costco signing up for a membership this morning.

failbate by Mutard January 25, 2022