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failbail

The required definition must sufficiently explain any individual's wishes not to accept any responsibility for their own actions. Usually in the context of having a supreme advantage yet still failing.
Dad: "I'm sorry to hear that about your most recent experience, son."
"Dad! You don't need to title your quotations!"
Dad: "Never the further context with you is it? Dummy."
"Sorry Dad but that was a your failbail".
Dad:"Mmhm."
by TheManFromAtlantis May 25, 2018
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failbait

The subject of a potential relationship that, if pursued, would only result in failure and drama. Usually female, but can also be male.

Failbait will typically be impartial to or encourage a relationship, usually under inconvenient circumstances. The relationship will end poorly, if it even gets off the ground.

Similar in usage to jailbait, but without the underage or incarceration aspect. Since going to jail would be considered a failure in most circles, jailbait is a more specific form of failbait.

Failbait differs from cocktease in that the subject isn't intentionally malicious or deceiving.
What? She likes you now, after all these years? She's failbait... she doesn't know what she wants.

She's with a new guy every month. Don't fall for that failbait.

Dude, you already have a hot girlfriend who understands you. Why are you obsessing over failbait?
by JRR Volkswagen April 9, 2008
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Failfailha

A way of describing the 'Kamehameha' technique from the Dragonball: Evolution movie.
It is used to show that the movie ruined the original technique from the anime and manga of Dragonball and failed to be an accurate representation.
The techinique kamehameha from the Dragonball: Evolution movie should be renamed failfailha because it wasnt an accurate representation of the original.
by Brinny-Chan June 19, 2009
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failbait

An attractive woman that goes to bars for the free drinks only. She has no intention of calling or fucking the guys that buy her drinks.
Don't bother talking to her, that chick never puts out. She's just failbait.
by mkryger June 30, 2006
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Failbait

One of the sickest songs ever released by electro producer Deadmau5. This track cleverly blends electro house and hip hop. As of 2010, it is unreleased.
Dude I wish Failbait would be fuckin released already! Or he should at least play it in his shows!
by kalnz July 28, 2010
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Failbait

Girls under the age of 17 who try to be jailbait, but can't pull it off. Such as a 14 year old 200 pound girl who wears tight shirts, mini skirts and shows way too much flab.
Dude, did you see jessica today? She looks like a muffin in clothing..ITS DISGUSTING! Failbait to the max.
by Ninjaplocksz October 21, 2009
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failfailha

This movie real failfailha
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