3 definitions by hcnerfekaj

A pikeydegradable item is one which is left outside a bin or a skip and is removed by travellers for personal use or for scrap simultaneously overnight.
"Hey neighbour, you cannot just leave that washing machine lying in the street ! "

"Relax, its pikeydegradable.. it will be gone in the morning "
by hcnerfekaj April 22, 2009
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When an online paedophile is caught and prosecuted in the process of attempting to lure or groom young females.
Prison officer : Oi, nonse. What u doing back on this wing?

Paedophile : Oh it turned out that girl i was grooming over the internet was really just a impersonator from the police service. She was total
failbait
by hcnerfekaj May 26, 2009
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The process of touching cloth but refusing to go to the toilet untill suitable reading material has been found to read whilst doing ones business
Mike's underwear was being signed by the arse crayon, but was prolonging going to the toilet untill suitable shiterature had been aquired. Mike had given himself a dutch bookmark
by hcnerfekaj April 23, 2009
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