two-faced bitch

Someone who can be nice as pie one minute & a backstabbing bitch the next.

I was shocked to see the two-faced bitch in Marla come out at the bar. She was really nice to one gal & as she turned away, & whispered to me how "I can't stand that bitch." She was being a two~faced bitch!

by Starchylde June 7, 2016

Double Faced Entendre

A double faced entendre, as described by platinum artist Oliver Tree, is a person who, much like an entendre, has two completely different personalities. One being a sweet, angelic one, whilst the other is a backstabbing, devilish one. The problem is when the relationship first starts, you may be “blinded” by love and not recognize this fact until it’s too late.

Ryan: yeah i just a hot out of a really bad relationship. she was different from when i met her.
Matt: yeah she really did seem like a double faced entendre.

by umami0 June 23, 2021

Fached

Severely intoxicated, typically with classic chooch or evil brown chooch involved in some capacity.

“FACHED”

“Oh, man, I was so fached last Thursday.” “Yea, you kept calling yourself Bricholas Cage and fighting any one that offered you a bump”

“You guys want to hit the Handicap Stall and get fached before date night?”

by Thursday.lines December 26, 2019

Po-faced

Po-faced means having an assumed solemn, serious, or earnest expression or manner; piously or hypocritically solemn. It can also mean expressionless or emotionless, perhaps derived from poker face meaning the ability to avoid showing any reaction to the cards you have been dealt.

When he tries to tell you where you’ve gone wrong, he can be such a po-faced twat.
I was playing cards with the lads last night, couldn’t read Charlie at all, totally po-faced.

by AKACroatalin June 19, 2015

Chick-Faced dude

A dude with a chick's face. Usually wears bandannas and capri pants.

Woah, look at that chick-faced dude over there

by blahhhhhg December 7, 2009

orange-faced lie

contemporary alternative to 'bald-faced lie' or 'barefaced lie' / referring to Donald J. Trump's tangerine completion and his propensity for putting forth flat-out bullshit

Nothing said on that so-called news program is anything but an orange-faced lie.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 27, 2018

Bagel-faced Dipshit

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Teacher: "Class, who is the current President of the US?"
Dustin: "Donald Trump?"
Teacher: "Close. Anyone else?"
Bianca: "Some bagel-faced dipshit?"
Teacher: "Correct!"

by ToddUncommon March 20, 2020