Facetag

A Facetag is a Hashtag used on Facebook, but it does not do anything because Facebook is not Twitter.

"Facebook post: If 2 people (male and female) create 2 children. They have effectively replaced themselves (birthrate is "2.1") #BadatMATH"

"Comment on post: Hey baby.. Hashtags on Facebook don't do anything!"

"Response: Hashtags are used on Twitter by twits. That was a Facetag"

by cheddarbob2u March 27, 2013

facetard

anyone foolish enough to intentionally repeatedly use facebook

Using social networking sites, aka datamining, is patently foolish but only facetards use facebook

by unrecalcitrant November 12, 2010

Fact Check

To censor or ban a user from an online social media platform, usually due to the user sharing ideas or content that the administrators of the platform disagree with on an ideological level.

"I archived Jane's facebook post on voter fraud before it was fact checked. I'll send it to you in a private message."

by Brundle November 10, 2020

Lavde ka fact checker

Someone who runs a puncture shop full time and is a goat zoo keeper in part time. Hobbies include spreading misinformation to discredit truth. Also someone who looks like a cheap 3rd copy of Hero Alom. His boss is a step son of Medusa.

Bhai ye Lavde ka fact checker Hai, is ki ammi ko julab hota h toh, tashrif se ulti ho rahi hai prove Karta hai.

by DushtaMaayavi March 13, 2022

Facebook Fact

Complete bullshit stat circulated on facebook as if it is the gospel truth.

Wanker: Did you know 80% of i-phone owners would rather be dead than not have their phone...
Normal person: That's a Facebook Fact you fucking wanker!

by Oater September 20, 2012

Stoner Fact

A statement of questionable legitimacy. There is usually little or no evidence to back up a stoner fact, however the maker of the statement will insist that his or her information is accurate and act as if it is common knowledge. The term derives from the suspect statements often made by stoners.

Josh: "Coughing gets you like ten times higher, man."
Spiegel: "Yeah, right. That is such a stoner fact."
Josh: "No, I'm serious, man, everyone knows it's true."
Spiegel: "Sure it is. Next you're going to be telling me that if my roommate dies, I'll get straight A's."

by Brantski June 28, 2009

Factcident

The act of accidentally sharing an embarrassing fact about someone.

Man 1: "Dude, Carley has herpes ."
Man 2: "Are you just being a dick or was that a factcident?"
Man 1: "I factcidentally said that for sure."

dude carley herpes fact accident

by Lil Doozy June 14, 2010