fart facesitting

When someone sits on your face and farts into your mouth and nose

Hey jimmy a girl was fart facesitting me last night

by Username56644666 April 19, 2018

Facesitting

When Milena sits on your face and then you eat the p**sy like its birthday cake🤤

Keep facesitting on me your p**sy tastes so good

by Abdil facesitter April 21, 2018

facesitting

When a vagina completely glides acrossed a mans face while wiggling from side to side making it hard for him to breathe for her own plessure.

Sara almost suffocated Nick last night when she was facesitting. He thought she broke his nose.

by Facefuckingwhore November 22, 2017

facetexting

When you are talking to someone online, and you both ask a question at the same time, and you both answer each other's question, and you get into two conversations at the same time.
This is normal when text messaging, but annoying when facechatting, hence the name facetexting.

Brad: You going to Tiffany's party?
JayJay: Did you see the Lakers game?
Brad: Yeah that touchdown at the end was amazing
JayJay: Yeah, but I don't think it's gunna be very good. Oh yeah, I punched the air when Tommy Nelson scored.
Brad: It will be good! I'm going. I know right, I punched the air really hard.
JayJay: Stop Facetexting dude!

by s-lar December 30, 2010

Facesitting

When a someone sits on another someone's face.

Preferably naked but clothes works just as well.

That bitch was into some kinky shit nigga, like she was into bondage and facesitting n' shit cuz.

by WRYYYYYYYYYY March 7, 2019

facesitting

The act of taking a facebook username for the sole purpose of denying it from others.

I was one of the first to get my username so I' facesitting on TwilightFan

by lucasgamer June 12, 2009

facsexting

Pronounced (fay-sex-ting) is a form of sexting on facebook.

Tom: Bro what'd you do last night?
Jerry: Just some real sexy facsexting

by look away! July 14, 2015