Similar to a facepalm. A facekeyboard occurs when one is on the computer and something either so stupid or frustrating occurs that the user is inclined to bang their head on the keyboard.
by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010
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-Statuses that exist purely for self glorification
-Comments designed to make he or she seem smart and/or hip/horny
-Pictures of them doing cool activities with friends (possibly staged for maximum coolness)
-Quizzes that tell you what female body part he or she is to show that he or she is comfortable with the human body, and is funny in a cute way.
-Statuses that exist purely for self glorification
-Comments designed to make he or she seem smart and/or hip/horny
-Pictures of them doing cool activities with friends (possibly staged for maximum coolness)
-Quizzes that tell you what female body part he or she is to show that he or she is comfortable with the human body, and is funny in a cute way.
John Smith is: Just got done working out at 24. Time to get ready for work 7 to close! come see me! Then gotta study for BioChem! Gotta be dedicated, to be the best. Impossible is nothing. Just do it.
John Smith's facepressing is second to few.
John Smith's facepressing is second to few.
by Mastacoolman666 March 27, 2011
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Did you see Jenna's new album man? I was faceterbating to the bikini pictures and I came like three times.
by Fancy-Panties February 18, 2009
Get the faceterbating mug.At the Faceless show:
Scenester: "They don't even like wear girl pants or have their hair the way I like it.. I don't know why The Faceless is so popular"
Guy with a King Crimson shirt: "That's because they keep themselves out of the trendy deathcore genre by utilizing a lot of progressive time signatures, guitar voicings and jazz elements to create a unique style. They don't have enough 'br00t@1' breakdowns for you to understand, kid."
Scenester: "They don't even like wear girl pants or have their hair the way I like it.. I don't know why The Faceless is so popular"
Guy with a King Crimson shirt: "That's because they keep themselves out of the trendy deathcore genre by utilizing a lot of progressive time signatures, guitar voicings and jazz elements to create a unique style. They don't have enough 'br00t@1' breakdowns for you to understand, kid."
by Aaron Liao January 11, 2009
Get the The Faceless mug.The act of abusing someone's Facebook account on a computer where they have left themselves logged in. Usually results in a change of status proclaiming their sudden change in sexuality, as well as numerous wall posts to friends containing bizzare messages.
by Tawseyowl February 11, 2009
Get the Facerape mug.When two or more people have a mindless heated argument on Facebook, whether it's through comments on profile pictures, profile walls, etc.
Person #1: You hear about the fight after school today?
Person #2: No, what happened?
Person #1: Did you see the facebeef on Samantha's profile picture? The one with her and her boyfriend John.
Person #2: Hahaha, oh yeah. Sam's ex left a comment asking if he was enjoying his sloppy seconds. Then John commented back and said he was gonna kick his ass.
Person #2: No, what happened?
Person #1: Did you see the facebeef on Samantha's profile picture? The one with her and her boyfriend John.
Person #2: Hahaha, oh yeah. Sam's ex left a comment asking if he was enjoying his sloppy seconds. Then John commented back and said he was gonna kick his ass.
by The Joker in Bruges February 9, 2009
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Someone who goes to parties to shoot photos of people who are drunk/wasted and uploads them to his/her facebook album the next day!
Someone who goes to parties to shoot photos of people who are drunk/wasted and uploads them to his/her facebook album the next day!
Guy1: Man, I got wasted last night at Gina's party.
Guy2: I know.
Guy1: How is that possible? You were not there.
Guy2: Sam posted the photos today in the morning on his facebook album.
Guy1: Bloody hell! He always does so! Sam is a f*****g Facerazzi!
Guy2: I know.
Guy1: How is that possible? You were not there.
Guy2: Sam posted the photos today in the morning on his facebook album.
Guy1: Bloody hell! He always does so! Sam is a f*****g Facerazzi!
by hoosier_brat March 2, 2009
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