Faceblast

Fucking a girl in the face as if it were her vagina

Joe faceblasted the girl so hard she gagged and then he blew his load in her mouth.

by WeezyF8911 April 23, 2009

faceblazin

Facebooking to the point of losing track of all time, like being stoned.

I was up until 4 a.m. faceblazin.

by blazed123 August 5, 2010

fazerblazed

A conjunction-conjecture of the words "phase" and "blaze". It most often adresses the condition of being absent minded due to mental fatigue. In most cases the cause of fatigue is substance use and/or abuse.

Wooooah man, I was fazerblazed all day yestetrday; forgot my keys at home, left the restaurant without paying and stepped on some shit too. That party was heavy on me!

by Elijah Simmons July 18, 2013

Facebloke

One who is constantly on, and annoying people while using facebook.

This facebloke Cody, constantly posts stupid stories on my wall.
The only thing more annoying than Gilbert Goadfrey's voice is a facebloke.
Once a facebloke, always a facebloke

by Elliot R January 3, 2008

facebate

When utilizing Facebook as a medium to masterbate to various pictures, videos etc. of your friends

There was a very hot photo tagged on facebook and I facebated to it.

by Alex Costa November 15, 2007

facebake

Facebake - 1. to wake and bake (see wake and bake) with the company of facebook. 2. the act of using facebook while under the influence of a morning stonedie.

"I facebaked this morning and lost three hours of my sweet, precious time."

by myjosephine February 24, 2010

Failblazer

One whose level of fail is as yet unseen and unprecedented in scope.

Larry had failed in such a new and inventive way, he could truly be called a failblazer.

by pir8matt June 30, 2011