external balance

the current account balance; the net flow of liquid assets to the citizens of a particular country. The external balance includes the trade balance, net foreign factor income, and net foreign aid *received*. Usually the main cause of an external deficit is a trade deficit.
External balances are critical to good economic policies.
by Abu Yahya February 14, 2009
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external peristalsis

that act of moving the chips in the bag without actually touching them
Oh that guy is eating his chips using external peristalsis
by dashoaa February 24, 2008
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external ejactulation

when you ejactulate into a womans face
after sex you ejactulate into your womans face when she sleeps, this is the act of external ejactulation
by veedee June 30, 2006
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external brain

A device one uses to record important data such as addresses and phone numbers. Typically a PDA, but can be as simple as a notepad and pen.
Hold on a second, let me put that in my external brain.
by ke6isf March 23, 2004
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External secant segment

An external secant segment is an obscure math term that sounds like you're describing a retarded piece of shit. Call someone this if they're being extremely fake and gay
External secant segment: 🅱️eter

retard: shut up secant
by external secant segment November 03, 2018
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External Hard Drive

Allison: Did you remember to pack the external hard drive?

Kris: Yes, but I forgot the lube.
by Silver Wear March 18, 2010
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External Stimulatory Gland

In short - Male penis or Female Clitorus

Also pre fix with "Internal" Male Prostate or Female G-spot

Term to be used in puplic,work,professional environments when subtleness is key.
Jane: Hey, what did you and Bill do last night?
Amy:We watched a movie .... and today my External Stimulatory Gland is sore

Tim: Norm, Want to grab lunch today?
Norm: Naaa , I can't, my secretary needs me to work on her external stimulatory gland.
by TheReal Boo-urns August 05, 2011
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