Eliss

Best girl you can ever have. She's a great person to have in your life. She's adorable and funny to be around with. Her smile is cute:) and she likes to eat a lot.

Eliss

by 💦💦 March 30, 2017

Exasscracktly

Shares a meaning with exactly, but often used when someone is "deadass" right.

Her: I'm not hungry.

Him: Are you sure? You can't eat any of my food.

Her: I'm sure.

Her: *eats his food*

Him: Exasscracktly as I suspected.

by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 July 15, 2018

Existential Crisis

A period in which you contemplate the meaning of life, your purpose in life, the inevitability of death, etc.

This can last from a few minutes up to a month. Best done lying on your tummy face down on a flat surface (usually the ground) with hands by sides. Can occur at any time during the day.

Most commonly occurs among people in their 20s as they have just become free and are living their own lives and making decisions which will impact them in the long run.
Made popular by Dan Howell (danisnotonfire)

Existential Crisis 1: *lying on the floor at the bottom of the stairs* "Life is so pointless. I work so hard to further my career and have a life when really it'll all be worth nothing because I'll just die. Is this really what I want to be doing?"

Existential Crisis 2: "Making some cereal.... Why do I exist? Life is pointless."

by kridjiti November 27, 2016

Existials

Existials, ials or “eels” is A DnB/EDM Artist whom expresses his/her emotion with rhythmic experimental, melody & ambient Breakcore. He’s/she’s mainly Influenced By “Sewerslvt” another EDM artist. He/she is mainly known for the humorous titles for his/her songs which are eye catching while making overall good music.

I’ve become one with the existials,”their main alias”

by EDMlolipoplicker222 May 18, 2021

eXit 2 exist

eXit 2 exist is simple 3 points philosophy for leading a happy and meaningful life.

eX stands 4 eXperience which means anything from learning 2 walk, talk and listen 2 knowledge in widest fields of sciences, technology and arts as possible.

i stands for independence, or freedom, which you gain from experience and knowledge.

t stands for tolerance, or unconditional love towards your surroundings, which you accomplish by being experienced, knowledge able and independent, freedom loving human being.

Yes, folks, is as simple as that. Just keep up these 3 points valid and you will be loving and beloved in return.

Guy #1: Oh man, I am so bored and unhappy with my life, so how's that you're looking so satisfied and happy?

Guy #2: Well I am following eXit 2 exist tenet by Dr. Milanko Sasko of Vienna in Austria. By growing my everyday experience is giving me more and more independence. And these two points are climaxing in me being a tolerant person, capable of giving unconditional love even 2 my worse enemies.

by amiland May 2, 2022

exitstencilist

One whose job it is to paint the signs on exit doors.

In order for the church to pass fire inspection, they had to bring in an exitstencilist.

by nom de plumb June 16, 2009

epissany

The brilliant idea or revelation you have while urinating.

As Bob stood at the urinal,he came up with the solution to not only the debate he had left in the bar,but also to all of the problems of the world.He had an epissany. Unfortunately when he returned to the bar all he remembered was he wanted another shot of Jager.

by 3MTA3dan January 10, 2009