Exhausterbate

Masturbating to the point of exhaustion

Friend: Hey! Want to hang out? You: I would, but I am exhausterbated

by JCF17 June 10, 2010

Exhaustipated

Just too tired to give a sh!!t.

im Exhaustipated im Just too tired to give a sh!!t.

by ignoramos October 30, 2012

Exhaustipated

Exhaustipated is the feeling one has when he is so tired he just doesn't give a shit. It was my mother's expression when she put in an exhausting day of work and came in so tired she didn't want to cook, turn the bed down or use the effort to shit.

I worked my fingers to the bone, my ass is dragging and I'm as exhaustipated as a push-me pull-you. A push-me pull-you is any animal with a head on both ends and no asshole so it can't shit even after a whole day of trying.

by krob7418 April 17, 2009

exhausterbate

When you just can't get to sleep, and counting sheep for the umpteenth time ain't cuttin' it...

"My gosh, it's midnight! If I'm going to get up for that 6:30 tee-off, I've got to get to sleep...time to EXHAUSTERBATE!

by The Sieve August 15, 2009

exhaustrated

To be so frustrated as to become overwhelmed by exhaustion. Or vice versa.

Having to return my car to the mechanic for the third time because of problems with the brakes, I have found myself to be exhaustrated.

by SilverIceWolf November 5, 2010

Exhaustapated

Too tired to give a shit

My mom would have yelled at me, but she was to exhaustapated.

by Lobsang June 21, 2017

Exhausticated

Exhaustion from masturbation

I spent all night on cam4. I'm exhausticated!

by golfballeyes July 20, 2009