exmasturbate

From the word exacerbate: to make a situation worse through masturbation.

"I had the worse day ever! I got a parking ticket, failed my Calc exam, and to top it all off, my mom caught me jerking off."

"You really exmasturbated that, huh?"

by anotherjenny October 15, 2011

exhausterbate

When you just can't get to sleep, and counting sheep for the umpteenth time ain't cuttin' it...

"My gosh, it's midnight! If I'm going to get up for that 6:30 tee-off, I've got to get to sleep...time to EXHAUSTERBATE!

by The Sieve August 15, 2009

Exasterbate

When you’re having a bad day, so you masturbate, but it only makes you feel worse.

She was trying cheer up, but Candy only exasterbated her case of the Mondays and instead decided to sleep the rest of the day.

by Pumpkin Muffin March 3, 2022

Exhausterbated

Exhaustion caused by masterbating

I am so Exhausterbated.

by Bater99 May 4, 2011

Exasturbate

(v.) A form of masturbation that undoubtedly causes a negative impact on an already terrible scenario.

Root words:

masturbate, exacerbate

During Fred's father's funeral, his mother caught him exasturbating during the funeral reception.

Daniel exasturbated the situation with his girlfriend when she caught him touching himself to Disney pr0nz.

by sol sixxa May 23, 2010

exasturbation

Pleasuring oneself with inordinate or excessive frequency, if such a thing is possible.

After finally landing in prison, it was poetic justice when Short Eyes was taught that sodomy is exasturbation's scarier, more aggressive, inbred homo cousin.

by Sluggo December 18, 2004

exasterbate

when 4 or more strippers masturbate at the same time on your face.

I blacked out on my twenty first birthday in Thialand and woke up exasterbated.

by chadwicked1311 August 4, 2010