ex post facto

a retroactive law, a law that retroactively changes the legal consequences of acts committed or the legal status of facts and relationships that existed prior to the enactment of the law.

Guy 1: I just murdered dat bitch for facing me!
Guy 2: Damn! Dat Dumb fuck Bush just laid down a law 'bout dat shit!
Guy 1: Motha fucka!
Guy 2: Shit! You is screwed--dat law is ex post facto!

by Maynard Mann ('M' Dawg) June 21, 2006

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ex-posure

Running into your ex when you least expect it. Totally complicates things, especially when you’re on a paradise island with a bunch of hot guys.

“How did you feel when you were with Dan and Ricci came up on the beach?”

“I just felt like, shit, I’m so not up for ex-posure right now.”

by MTVex-Vicky April 24, 2014

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ex post fapto

A series of habitual tasks undertaken upon the completion of a fap.

I always close my porn tabs ex post fapto.

by Geoffffffffff May 9, 2012

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Ex-potential

Someone you could possibly get into a relationship with but unfortunately doesn’t work out so then becomes Ex-potential.

I use to talk to Tre, he’s my Ex-potential. I use to talk to Kayla, She’s my Ex-potential

by Vyfycttddt12899 July 23, 2021

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Teenagers who were popular in elementary and middle school but are nobody's in high school. These are usually people who developed earlier than everyone else and by mid-freshman year they were nothing. Most of the time this is a girl who every guy liked in middle school because she was hotter than everyone else but when other girls came out of their awkward stages she was forgotten.

guy#1: "Dude, Erin is so hott!!"

guy#2: "Naw man, shes an ex-popular...but have you seen Carley lately...Damn!!!"

by frenchfry333 March 10, 2014

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