E-VD

E-VD is an electronic venereal disease that is passed from one computer to another by various means. E-VD is most commonly spread through an office network when one moron, who believes that the sole purpose of a computer is to access the internet, acquires an E-VD, such as E-Herpes for which there is no cure. E-VD can result in loss of control of your personal computing accessories, loss of sleep, bruising of the fists from punching the monitor, and occasional oily seapage.

My emplyoer has been promiscuously surfing the internet, and seems to have contracted E-VD, specifically a strain of E-Herpes Simplex Type 1, which has been spread to my computer via the office network, resulting in the loss of DVD drive, for which their no known cure.

by Jeff, Tamee, and Cathy May 1, 2008

e-VD

A venereal disease contracted through the interweb; generally from masturbating to dirty porn or reaching e-Base 4 with a dirty e-Date.

Oh hell, I think I got an e-VD from that whore's webcam!

by PopFree Monkey February 8, 2007

E-VD

E-VD is an electronic venereal disease that is passed from one computer to another by various means. E-VD is most commonly spread through an office network when one moron, who believes that the sole purpose of a computer is to access the internet, acquires an E-VD, such as E-Herpes for which there is no cure. E-VD can result in loss of control of your personal computing accessories, loss of sleep, bruising of the fists from punching the monitor, and occasional oily seapage.

My emplyoer has been promiscuously surfing the internet, and seems to have contracted E-VD, specifically a strain of E-Herpes Simplex Type 1, which has been spread to my computer via the office network, resulting in the loss of DVD drive, for which their no known cure.

by Cathy, Jeff, and Tamee May 1, 2008

evdokimoff

poo

poo or turd being eatin by human : evdokimoff

by hey hoe you go to the moe October 26, 2011

evdc

erotic voice call

let's evdc so I can see some ass

by Aurorara January 20, 2021

evdas

You thought you were good dps nah with this dude forget it

Evdas is better than you

by juezr March 25, 2021

Evdo

The sexiest akhi to live, some say he can bench more than two fathers, some say three. But the point is, the gyaldem suga love it, the mandem love him, he’s that guy pal. Dont even bother measuring the diameter of his biceps, you’ll be there for a while mate.

Yo is Evdo coming tonight, we aint gonna pull gal if he doesnt come

by Doitforthrjusticeorforthecults November 22, 2021