Evander handypalm

Evander handypalm, (n). A type of masturbation using a vinyl boxing glove and some KY to stroke your meat till you bust one out through the grasp hole, hopefully onto someplace it's had to wipe off. Done best while sweating after a workout in a locker room.

Tibone: You ever try the evander handypalm?
Ronnie: The what?
Tibone: That's when you beat off in a boxing glove.

Ronnie: Damn, that's weird, but I'll try it.

by hunkyfukkahff June 19, 2011

Dirty Evander

Making your girl shit in gladwrap and freezing it, then taking it out once frozen and using it as a dildo to fuck her with.

My girl really got off after i dirty evandered her.

by Spikeadoodle July 21, 2020

eGander

an attentive listen at purevolume.com.

come take an eGander at half past 3. they're death metal/country/hip-hop.

by l'charles March 3, 2005

Tax evader

Ludwig ahgren the twitch streamer

Hey did you hear that twitch streamer didnt pay taxes?

Oh yeah that Ludwig ahgren guy is a tax evader

by Obama_is_senpai September 7, 2020

Evandrix

Evandrix a sexy amazing guy, he really loves football and is very athletic he often ends up being in women's pants.

Hey you see Evandrix, he is great at football.

by Maili Moniz May 27, 2019

Evanerd

From playing the arcade game, jubeat. Playing the song Evans during gameplay,shitting,eating,travelling,standing and every other places possible for arms to move freely tapping the patterns for Evans.

You are an Evanerd

by Sumidaganerd December 26, 2009

elander

A stick used to draw pictures in the dirt.
(see also Sealander).

He skillfully drew the map using his elander.

by zantern July 2, 2005