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evaluate

form an idea of the amount, number, or value of; assess.
To evaluate is defined as to judge the value or worth of someone or something.
A woman evaluates a gemstone to determine it's value.
by Lexi12 December 19, 2017
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evaculate

verb: to expel semen that has been ejaculated into one's bodily orifice by another person, e.g. by defecating after anal sex, or by douching after vaginal sex.

etymology: hybridization of "evacuate" (as in, "evacuate one's bowels," i.e. to shit; "evacuate one's bladder," i.e. to piss) and "ejaculate," i.e. to cum, jizz, nut, etc.
After Bob nutted up her poop chute, Mary went to toilet to evaculate.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
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re-evaluate

verb.

To re-evaluate is a concious decision made by an individual, who has possibly hit rock bottom, to develop a plan in order to get their life back on track in an attempt to climb their way back up the social ladder.
Drew: What's up Joe?
Joe: I just got kicked out of school because I never go to class and my marks suck, I'm flat broke because I can't keep a job, and my girlfriend just dumped me... fuck.
Drew: You need to re-evaluate.
by Edsy January 23, 2008
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Psycho-Evagulate

The process by which a female makes assessments & choices using her lady parts. Psycho- Evaluating the situation or persons based on how it comes into play regarding her sexuality or financial future.
Sasha couldn’t help but Psycho-Evagulate the hot new delivery man.
by ROBERTA FRAPPLES May 6, 2019
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post-evaluative syndrome

a completely inevitable urge to critique anyone and everyone one sees in the street. this disease also consists of constantly prediciting the futures of said strangers and making constant analogies involving friends and acquiantances as comparable to movie characters, novel protagonists or other complete strangers. this disease occurs in lost hip kids with advanced hefty vocabularies.
there is no cure.
"Damn all those kids have such post-evaluative syndrome. They just compared each character in Trainspotting to one of their close and personal acquaintances."
by icehead November 6, 2008
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evacuate your fudge barrel

a synonym for taking a shit, etc. Originates from the process in which fudge is added during ice cream production.
"This is where we use powerful pneumatic pistons to evacuate our fudge barrels"
"hey JJ, you just ate 3 pounds of burrito, you should go evacuate your fudge barrel before we get in the car"
by Mr. U January 19, 2007
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unlimited evaluation

euphemism for kracked software or using someone else's software license.
I downloaded an unlimited evaluation of Maya from alt.binaries.mac.applications. Works great!
by bkdouble October 5, 2006
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