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Ealoni

(noun/adjective/female name)

defined as being sexy or pertaining to attractive things. Ealoni is a rare female name that is gaining in popularity. Generally Ealonis are females of mixed races, are often athletic, and are exceptionally unique. They tend to be women with a fantastic sense of humor. Although some people do not understand an Ealoni's humor, she always maintains a positive outlook on life.
That girl is FINE. She is so sexy, she must be an Ealoni!

The girl standing against the wall with ginger hair is so gorgeous, her name must be Ealoni.

The one thing I want in life is to marry a girl named Ealoni-they are all sexy.

Ealoni is too sexy for her shirt, so sexy it hurts!

Ealoni has the best sense of humor, is an amazing athlete, and happens to be gorgeous. Is there anything she can't do?
by ealonilover December 14, 2010
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Elon Muskrat

Elon Musk's favorite pet, along with the Elon Mosquito. It owns a Elon Musket and can only be seen at Elon Dusk.
Yo, dude. You see that Elon Muskrat over there?

No.
by BigoofMax February 27, 2019
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Elon Derangement Syndrome

EDS, also known as Elon Derangement Syndrome, is a variant of TDS, Trump Derangement Syndrome.

This new variant started rapidly-spreading mainly on Twitter around April of 2022, when Elon Musk became partial owner of the company Twitter and all the blue check marks are losing their minds over it.
Why is there so much hate for Elon Musk right now?

The Liberals are suffering from Elon Derangement Syndrome. They think he's going to take over Twitter and "radicalize" it when it's already a Cesspool of censorship and hate.

wtf?

ikr?
by Odd_James April 14, 2022
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Elona

A Elona is somebody you don't want to lose. Elona is a beautiful and caring girl.She is a good gf and if you have her you've won the lottery if you are lucky to have an Elona keep her as your will never want to lose her after getting to know her. Elonas are a bit shy to their boyfriends but when they feel ready the will talk to you and hug you and all the other stuff. I have an Elona and I don't want to lose her.
You have got yourself a good gf in Elona.
by HazzaTheGoat December 19, 2019
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elon crust

Elon Crust is one of the 4 major bread gods. He controls the crusty area outside of the bread's center. The other 3 gods and Vladimir Gluten, Mr. Yeast, and Toast Malone.
Pray to Elon Crust as you inevitable death falls upon you.
by frankbeans January 2, 2020
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Elon Musk

A con-artist with a serious breed kink. Steals money from investigators while cheating with their wife.
Elon Musk: "I'll colonize mars, I promise because I'm genius, so give me your money and let me have a sex with your wife!"
by RTaD6502 August 1, 2022
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Elon Musk

Elon Musk is a conman, unlike Iron Man.
by iotbw November 18, 2022
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