Epstein

An unwanted person, the "karen" or your friends according to Dane Cook

social fruitfly karen asshole loser

a: why is he here?
b: ugh he's such an epstein

Epstein by puckslut69 July 14, 2010

epstein

To shit uncontrollably upon having eaten to quickly; to shit your pants

"Hey man hurry up and finish your food so we can get to the party."
"Dude stop your going to make me pull an epstein"

Or

"When the cop gave me that sobriety test I swear I almost pulled an epstein."

epstein by michael epstein September 22, 2007

Epstein

Epsteins have a great sense of humor. Not all funny people are Epsteins, but all Epsteins are extremely funny.

Epstein is funny

Epstein by freddieforreal May 30, 2019

Epstein

A man who fell for womankind

Dude, in the long term, Jeffrey Epstein is unsong hero!

Epstein by anonymous September 15, 2020

Epstein

A surname that can no longer be taken seriously in any context due to association to Jeffrey Epstein, a disgusting sex offender.

"Mr. Epstein was not a good teacher."

Epstein by Paul THE GOAT January 3, 2026

epstein

when someone releases notes, files, videos or commentary that has already been released and provides nothing new for it's viewers or readers

The show Have I Got News For You - U.S. just pulled another epstein with their latest "Best of" video. Everyone has seen it already.

epstein by timmmmber January 17, 2026

epstein

when someone releases notes, files, videos or commentary that has already been released and provides nothing new for it's viewers or readers

The show Have I Got News For You - U.S. just pulled another epstein with their latest "Best of" video. Everyone has seen it already.

epstein by timmmmber January 17, 2026