The Epstein

When you notice that your family has an uncooked salami in the fridge, and you have a hankerin’ for a big piece of meat. You insert said sausage into the vaginal orifice and pleasure yourself. About a week later, when you notice you have an infection, you tell your parents that the sausage they ate for dinner a few nights earlier was in fact the same sausage which you used for your masturbation needs.

Girl 1: Why weren't you at school?

Girl 2: I accidentally gave my family "The Epstein".

by Sammy "Sausage" Swanson March 06, 2009

epsteined

To run afoul of a someone powerful and be forced to commit suicide.

"Dude better be careful what he posts to the FaceSpace or he'll get himself epsteined."

by Juanfungi August 16, 2020

Epsteining

The rich older guy driving the free candy van at the park that promises a scholarship to Juilliard but all you end up with is an egg shaped dick.

See that van without windows? Dude is def Epsteining.

by $lapaho April 08, 2020

Epsteined

Murder committed by elites made to look like Suicide.

"Careful what you say about The Don, you might get yourself Epsteined"

by Peadar Lotsy November 03, 2020

Epstein

veverb
ep•st-ee-n
Epsteined
Definition of Epstein
transitive verb

: to put in confinement for private execution : BUTCHERED

Jeffrey Epstein was Epsteined on August 10, 2019

"Kevin Clinesmith will stand trial". "Nah, they'll Epstein him".

by LiberalCenter August 16, 2020

Epsteined

To hide the cause of death, to cover up murder, to conceal murder.

1. It did not take a coroner to realize the evidence was Epsteined.
2. The evidence had been Epsteined suggesting murder!

by garblebox February 14, 2021

Epstein

To attempt suicide after being exposed for paedophilia.

"You know that one youtuber, yeah well he pulled an Epstein."

by CryptoClinic August 25, 2020