Epoophany

The sudden and imparitive urge to take a massive shit.

Jenny: "MOTHER FUCKING DAMN SHIT! I'm in the midst of an epoophany."
Jack: "Hurry! Find a bathroom before your intestines explode!"
Jenny: "Can't. Go. Any. Further." *Shits in the street*

by realniggaJJB October 22, 2013

epoophany

A sudden realization or "moment of clarity" you have while sitting on the toilet.

(Coming out of the bathroom) "OMG! I just had an epoophany!"

by diabolicalpanther October 24, 2008

sack-e-poo

A phrase (spoken as though it were a single word) that simply means, "bed".

{Paul} After I finish this smoke, I'm gonna hit the sack-e-poo.
{Craig} Sounds good. Good night Paul!

by Telephony September 18, 2019

epoon

adj. internet "ass"

You are such an epoon hunter!

by mary ann December 7, 2003

e-poo

A poo which is taken whilst under the influence of ecstacy. Known to induce further euphoric effects

Im going to the toilet for an e-poo

by scogging October 2, 2007

Epoofany

When you have an epiphany and forget what it was an instant later.

Tom: "Holy Crap! No WAY!!!"
Fred: "What?"
Tom: "What, what? Sorry dude, I just had an epoofany."

by Sixxvi6 October 6, 2012

Epoofany

A sudden realisation that someone is gay.

Ryan: "I just had an Epoofany; Shannon is a Faggot!"

by bluenitro September 24, 2009