Epiphanific

The moment when one has an terrific epiphany.

Wifey: "I have finally realized that I suck at driving."
Hubby: "The people on this planet celebrate this epiphanific moment!"

by badback9 November 4, 2014

Brazen Epiphany

Jennifer, after claiming the position of the best journalist in india sat down for a interview. During this interview she is confronted with reasons to what she owes her success which lead to giving birth to such a powerful journalist.

Brazen Epiphany is a nice movie

by TheAbbie April 8, 2020

epiphanot

An idea that at first seems like an amazing insight (at least to the conceiver) but later turns out to be pointless, mundane, stupid, or incorrect, and often is the root cause of bad decisions. Mostly occurs under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

Here is a bimutual epiphanot from one of Americas cinematic masterpieces, National Lampoon's "Animal House"...

Larry: Okay. That means that our whole solar system could be, like one tiny atom in the fingernail of some other giant being. (Jennings nods) This is too much! That means one tiny atom in my fingernail could be--

Jennings: Could be one little tiny universe.

Larry: Could I buy some pot from you?

by Mars Redwyne April 13, 2007

Stereo Epiphany

An epiphany analagous to listening to a song one has heard many times before, but never in stereo or on expensive new speakers, and realizing that the song is far more brilliant, nuanced, complex or soul achingly beautiful than you had previously thought. Stereo Epiphanies can be romantic; falling insanely in love with someone you've known for years but never gave thought to, intellectual; going back to read Derrida after you've actually patiently engaged Husserl, Plato, and Saussure, or literal, listening to the Beach Boys' "God Only Knows" after hearing it on your father's car stereo since you were a small child and realizing that it is, in fact, the most painfully earnest thing you've ever heard, causing you to collapse to the floor and sob uncontrollably for several hours.

Gunther never realized he was star shaped crystalline god child with eyes countless as the sand; he thought he was just quieter than the other kids. It was a real Stereo Epiphany.

by Roshan A. January 27, 2006

epiphany

A Major Realization in Life

Daniel had an Epiphany that McDonalds is bad for you

by XAKWALX February 26, 2008

Epiphany

THE Jintro everyone has been waiting for. A beautifully aesthetic and empowering song/video of Jin from BTS that has left ARMY’s sister shOOk. It talks about the realization of self love, something this world needs more of. Go stream it on Youtube.

Bri: WOW I just had an epiphany!
Abby: About what?

Bri: Jin’s new song Epiphany. It has me crying in the club because it’s so beautiful.

Abby: Yaasss me too!

by honeybri August 9, 2018

Epiphony

When you make an often-times vague or clichéd client that seems deep on the outside, but offers little intellectual or philosophical use. A portmanteau on the words "phony" and "epiphany."

Jake totally had an epiphony linking consciousness and reality, but he then realized it works only in limited situations.

by Quantumspy January 7, 2017